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Everton (a), for one last time…

Sat, 12 May 2012 08:26:53 +0100

Everton (a), for one last time…

Manager of The Season 11/12. Pardew we Salute You.

Sat, 12 May 2012 08:07:00 +0100

Manager of The Season 11/12.

Pardew we Salute You.

Seats Beat Lawro? - Last Game Predictions

Thu, 10 May 2012 16:42:30 +0100

Reet, here are our predictions for the end of season games….all prices from Bet365

All games KO at 2pm this Sunday (13th)

Chelsea v Blackburn

Piece of piss this one you think, well probably but Chelsea will have one eye on the Champions League the following Saturday but will still have too much for the piss weak and demoralised Blackburn team.

Blackburn to lose HT/FT is 1.73

Everton v Newcastle

Great tie this, Newcastle win and Spurs and or Arsenal fail to win in their games, United are in with a shout at an unlikely CL spot. However Everton must win to finish above local rivals…a cracking game could in store….a draw is probable but prediction is

Over 1.5 goals at 1.25

Man City v QPR

Man City win title is theirs, QPR lose and Bolton win they go down, what a great season end (for those not involved! For me this is a Man City win, 22 from 23 wins at home…they surely cant fall at the last hurdle.

City to win HT/FT 1.44

Stoke v Bolton

As stated Bolton must win this to stand any chance of staying up, they humped Stoke earlier this season, but chances of a stubborn Stoke rolling over and dying are slim, goals are key in this match (as they are in every TBF) but what I mean is there should be goals in this as Bolton push for the win.

Over 2.5 goals 1.80

Norwich v Villa

Great season for Norwich, abyssmal for Villa but they will stop up barring intervention from the almighty himself, the result is not important really in the grand scheme at this stage, so therefore both teams to score would be the pick.

Both team to score - 1.53

Sunderland v Manchester United

An important game for Man Utd as they look to better neighbours Man City to the title, so Man Utd need to win this game and they will and leading the charge will be a certain Mr Rooney.

Rooney first/last goal - 4.33

Swansea v Liverpool

Nothing but pride at stake in this one, Swansea have had a great season, Liverpool despite silverware not so great. I think this has draw written all over it.

Match Drawn 3.50

Spurs v Fulham

Spurs wont want to lose this when they are on the potential brink of a UCL place and I dont think they will. This should be easy for the team that havent lost in 32 of their last 35 matches.

Handicap - Spurs (-1) 1.625

WBA v Arsenal

Arsenal will also want to win this with Spurs and Newcastle on their trail for the UCL, again I think the favorites will win

Arsenal win 1.67

Wigan v Wolves

Game over and season over for these teams, Wigan have ended their season in style and will carry this through in this game, party time at the JJB…..

Over 3 match goals (3+) 2.50

Can you beat the seats?

Photos of Shola

Thu, 10 May 2012 14:47:51 +0100

Photos of Shola:

Click on this link for Photos of Shola, we plan to add more - so send us your photos to info@shiteseats.co.uk and we’ll get em online!

#LoveShola

‘Songs For Cissé' - DOWNLOAD NOW.

Thu, 03 May 2012 12:29:46 +0100

The Seats have cobbled together a load of songs (mainly cheese) inspired by our number 9 hero….DOWNLOAD HERE.

@the_longsands new video. Get to there album launch - details...

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:29:00 +0100

@the_longsands new video. Get to there album launch - details here

This is the big one people!!! The Biggest headline show The Longsands have ever played! This is ‘the’ Longsands gig to be at! We hope you will support us and join the celebrations…

The band will perform a 90 min set featuring songs from there debut album and some brand new unheard material as well.

Pre Release signed special edition albums will be available on the night prior to the official retail release.

Tickets are £10 and are availble from The Band, The Students Union, The City Hall and online:

http://www.seetickets.com/Search?q=the+longsands&search=Search

Special guests to be announced soon…

Gig is at Newcastle Uni Students Union

Doors 7pm Open Late. Beer: Cheap as F**K!

#Cis9e

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:19:26 +0100

#Cis9e

THAT Goal. #Cis9e

Thu, 03 May 2012 10:43:42 +0100

THAT Goal. #Cis9e

Next edition of Robbos podcast online soon. Couldnt let Wigan...

Thu, 03 May 2012 10:42:14 +0100

Next edition of Robbos podcast online soon. Couldnt let Wigan and Chelsea pass without comment, oh and that whole England manager piece!

Last time we won at The Bridge in the league this was number...

Thu, 03 May 2012 09:33:57 +0100

Last time we won at The Bridge in the league this was number one? Really?

Run In

Thu, 03 May 2012 01:38:00 +0100

We were going to post the run in, but you know that we play title hungry Manchester City on Sunday at St James Park, then in-form perrenial under-achievers Everton the Sunday afterwards away. So what’s the point……

We win, we win, we lose, well we lose……

Ready to lose your prize City?

Thu, 03 May 2012 01:06:01 +0100

Ready to lose your prize City?

Chelsea (a), better late than never…

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:53:27 +0100

Chelsea (a), better late than never…

Our Number 9 - Cisse, Un-Fucking-Believable

Thu, 03 May 2012 00:45:51 +0100

TAYLS AND BEZ BACK BIKE FOR BOBBY

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:54:50 +0100

Two Toon favourites have backed their former team-mate to make life miles better for people affected by cancer.

Newcastle United centre half Steven Taylor and ex-Magpies’ star John Beresford are backing Robbie Elliott’s ambitious Bike For Bobby.

And the defensive duo is urging the public to back the 3,500-mile cycling marathon by using a new text number to make donations.

Bike For Bobby is the first major event undertaken by charity The Robbie Elliott Foundation.

And Elliott aims to raise thousands of pounds for The Sir Bobby Robson Foundation and Breakthrough Breast Cancer.

“I have known Robbie for a long time now and what he’s doing for two great charities is no surprise,” said Taylor.

“He has always kept himself in shape and loves a challenge and that’s exactly what Bike For Bobby will be.

“We both enjoyed our time playing under Sir Bobby and the fact that money raised from this event will benefit the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation makes it extra special.

“I want to wish Robbie all the best and I know the Newcastle public will be right behind him.

“With the new text number it couldn’t be easier to back him.”

Supporters can text 70070 to TREF03 via the new service set up to feed funds directly into The Robbie Elliott Foundation.

And Beresford, who was on hand to see Elliott launch his charity earlier this year, added: “I hope the people of the North East will get right behind Robbie.

“I did the Coast to Coast route for the Sheffield Children’s Hospital and that was three days doing 60 miles a day. I enjoyed it but it was incredibly tough.

“With that in mind I did ask Robbie if he knew what he was taking on! He’s planning to do double that distance most days for at least three weeks.

“But he’s got the mentality and he’s always been an exceptionally fit lad. I think it’s brilliant and of course he’s raining money through his foundation for two terrific causes.

“Using the text number is the easiest way to donate and I’d urge people to pick up their mobile phones now!”

Bike For Bobby will see Elliott and friend Phil Gray, a triathlete, cycle non-stop from Lisbon to Newcastle via Porto, Barcelona, Eindhoven, Fulham, Wembley and Ipswich.

The event will take place towards the end of October and other celebrity backers include Ashington’s Ashes cricket hero Steve Harmison and Manchester United’s Geordie midfielder Michael Carrick.

* For more information contact Simon Rushworth at The Robbie Elliott Foundation on 07949 845848

http://www.robbieelliottfoundation.com/

TEXT 70070 to TREF03

New Podcast Now Live on iTunes.

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:01:31 +0100

New Podcast Now Live on iTunes.

Global and Local Magpies Help Needed!

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 12:19:11 +0100

We are planning to put together a video montage of fans thoughts and opinions on our great season, passing thanks to the team and offering them our best wishes for next season. We are looking for people to send us their videos of this seasons games, their pals at the match, any audio files or video, will be considered.

We would also like some audio files of people thanksing the players for their efforts and passing them the best of luck for next season using the likes of Audio Boo…..

Would be great if we could get some greetings from across the globe from our Magpie nests across the seas….

Please send any links to our email address - info@shiteseats.co.uk (subject line: EOS)

Thanks Mags

We will of course be creating our own end of season video…..in preparation for our 4th birthday next August.

"I didn’t choose to wear 9. I turned up and saw my name on the shirt. The coach told me..."

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:17:21 +0100

“I didn’t choose to wear 9. I turned up and saw my name on the shirt. The coach told me he’d chosen it for me, Pardew told me ‘it’s a big number, we don’t just give it to anybody’.”

- Pardiola makes Cissé welcome to NUFC after signing in Jan

Gary Neville 'Sex Noise'

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:59:15 +0100

listen to ‘Neville sex noise’ on Audioboo cheers to @Moncur74 for this one, funny as hell….

Sexy Kernt.

Relegation Run-In

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 22:51:43 +0100

Relegation Run-In