A Big ‘Feck Off’ #3

As a lovely pickup for your Friday afternoon, it’s time for feck off number 3. This week’s absolute twatface, for your visual please, is the one and only Jim White off Sky Sports News.

Ever present in NUFC times of trouble, strife and (god forbid) good times, Jim White’s irritating Scottish twang rings out from the screens as a reminder of how much Sky love and hate us in equal measures.

Jim and his SSN cronies have always taken great delight in finding the first slack-jawed, topless, pie-munching fat bastard they can find in the vicinity of SJP, and throwing their ugly mush infront of a camera, painting us all in the same manner. His overuse of the words messiah, ‘the Geordie public’, ‘these long suffering fans’ and ‘this massive club’ have helped push the myth that we demand everything and wait for nothing.

Well, Jim, you and your pals can FECK OFF.

Dear Jim, from all at ShiteSeats: I hope that the next time you are in a supermarket queue you are behind a woman who does not realise until she is asked for payment that she needs to find her card from the depths of her purse or bag and takes several minutes to do so