A Zulu walking through the jungle comes across a pygmy standing over a dead lion.
“Did you kill that lion?” asks the Zulu.
“Yeah, I beat it to death with my club,” the pygmy replies.
“F+ck, you must have a big club,” says the Zulu.
“Aye, there’s about thirty of us.”
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