Poor Footie Gags…..

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“I was rather disappointed in the low turnout at my local polling station.
I don’t see why people should struggle to put a cross in a box.
Then again, I do live in Newcastle.”

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“Whilst driving through Spain, I saw a really posh coach with one of those “Little Princesses On Board” stickers in the back window.
“That’s odd,” I thought to myself.
When I’d overtaken it, I realised it was the Real Madrid Team Bus.”

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My old man’s a Boro fan. He is that disappointed with their recent bad form, yesterday he nailed his season ticket to a tree in the park.
He had second thoughts today and went back to collect it.
Someone had nicked the nail.

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Carlsberg don’t do football teams, but if they did, they’d probably get beaten by an inflatable beach ball.

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Recently, the mayor of Newcastle has had to answer to allegations that Newcastle, as a city, was extremely homophobic.

His statement said: “I can specifically state that Newcastle is not homophobic and does indeed have a large and thriving gay community. It’s called Sunderland.”

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To prevent a decline in the standard of football next season, the FA have banned the fielding of B teams in the Premiership.

Birmingham, Blackburn, Bolton and Burnley.

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Everton boss David Moyes was being interviewed about how the rebuilding of his team was progressing.

“How far do you think you are from a European Cup-winning team?” asked one reporter.

“About half a mile”, replied Moyes.

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