To put last night into context…

Scunthorpe’s team consisted of:

Joe Murphy (ex Walsall and Tranmere)
Cliff Byrne (trainee)
David Mirfin (ex Huddersfield)
Rob Jones (ex Spennymoor and Gateshead)
Marcus Williams (trainee)
Martyn Woolford (ex York and Frickley)
Sam Togwell (ex Barnsley, Port Vale and Oxford)
Josh Wright (ex Darlington and Brentford)
Grant McCann (ex Cheltenham and Barnsley)
Paul Hayes (ex Barnsley and Huddersfield)
Gary Hooper (ex Hereford and Leyton Orient)

United’s team consisted of:

Steve Harper (100+ games for NUFC, inc Champions League)
Ryan Taylor (100+ Premier League games)
Danny Simpson (on loan from Manchester United, Premier League champions)
Zurab Khizanishvili (Champions League experience with Rangers)
Jose Enrique (£6m full back from Spain)
Geremi (Premier League winner, Champions League winner, once cost £7m)
Danny Guthrie (£2m player from Liverpool)
Kevin Nolan (£4m and hundreds of Premier League games, and numerous goals)
Alan Smith (£6m and a Premier League winner with Man U, CL Semis with Leeds)
Jonas (£6m - but shit)
Andy Carroll (pathetic)

Seriously lads, you should be utterly, utterly ashamed of yourselves.