FFC 5-2 NUFC: Your #5WordReviews

After Saturday’s capitulation at the Cottage, here are your #5WordReviews:

@johnnylilley Winning till Gaz turned up (Yep - sorry!)
@Ludachris14: A game of two halves
@JamJarWilkie: It’s time for fooking beer
@blufescu74: Dempsey demolishes dire defending demonstration!
@CHNOSotP: Three points forfeited. Moving on.
@WeAreTheMags: There’s only one Eff-in Fulham
@NufcKev: What the FUCK happened, lads?!
@DaveBrennan: High defensive line fuck up
@McQue88: Did that really just happen?
@Cooperi4: Where the fuck’s our defence?
@DaveByrne1980: What happened at half time?

…and one which wasn’t even a 5WordReview but sod it, I’m putting it on anyway:

@AndyMarkSimpson: It’s National Pie Day today!