NUFC away kit a hit in the Pink Village

The custard and canary striped kit, is seen as one of the fashion disasters of all time, but there could be a market for it with the gay community.

Gerrard Flipflop (male stripper in Pink Village): “I think it is very fetching, the sort of thing I’d wear for boys night out at Rockshots.
“It could do with a few flowers on the collar, but not daffodils … we don’t want it to clash, do we.”
Percy Bendmeover: “I can’t wait to see that lovely Mike Ashley wearing it at home games next season. Ohhh I’d give him one.”
Yep … and so would 99.9% of the season ticket holders at St James’ Park - RIGHT

From Newcastle United Mad