Shiteseats - Swine Flu advice #1
Remember all those long and boring bus/metro/train commutes, why not cheer yourself up by talking loudly on your phone about your recent holiday to Mexico then hanging up and blowing your nose loudly, wiping your eyes and hacking your guts up - all of a sudden a free carriage and a bit of peace!
(ps this is not the advice of the World Health Organisation ;))

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