April 2010
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A Big 'Feck Off' #4
Today’s massive feck off goes to (drumroll please)… Andy Gray If there is a more irritating man in commentary, I’d like to see it. From chastising linesman for giving onsite when the attacker is clearly in line, to voicing his so-called ‘views’ on teams he knows nowt about, Andy Gray is at the heart of everything that is wrong with Sky Sports....
Apr 30th
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“He’s a player we were prepared to let go a year ago I don’t see too much has...”
– Hmmm…how gash must Xisco be?!
Apr 30th
Last Chance to complete our survey... →
Last chance to complete our end of season, we’re going up, CHAMPIONS! Survey…
Apr 30th
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14 years ago...
When you do that with footballers like he said about Leeds, and when you say things like that about a man like Stuart Pearce, well I’ve kept really quiet, but I’ll tell you something, he went down in my estimation when he said that - we have not resorted to that. But I’ll tell ya - you can tell him now if you’re watching it - we’re still fighting for this...
Apr 29th
Tickets...
2/3rds of ShiteSeats will be at QPR. Rejoyce as these were harder to get than a fucking interview with Jimmy Hoffer.
Apr 26th
Mini Coloccini....what a hero!
Just look at him!
Apr 26th
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We will never see this again at SJP...
The Nicky Butt Overhead Kick (December 2009) Although we will never forgive you for Cardiff in 2005, we will miss Snr Nicky Butt and his phenomenal overhead kicks. Be them useful, or, as above, utterly pointless - they have punctuated his time at SJP and have given him a raison d’etre. Goodbye, eeeeNicky Booot (said in the voice of Pele), and good luck.
Apr 26th
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The Heed stop up!! →
Apr 26th
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Upstairs Downstairs - The end of the season is...
As per my posting ‘Push for the Play Offs’ on the 18th April… “I think Leicester should get what they need to confirm a play off berth and will be interesting to see if Blackpool can get a win at already relegated Peterborough while Swansea face a tricky tie to Sheff Utd, think this will go down to the final game and I can  see Sky changing their games to show the Blackpool...
Apr 26th
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Championship Team of the Year: NUFC-tastic!
NUFC are well represented in the Championship Team of the Year, with Colo, Jose, Nolan and Carroll all selected:
Apr 26th
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NUFC 2-2 Ipswich Town
Newcastle United were presented with their Championship trophy on Saturday, but managed, in their own inimitable style, to throw away their lead in the 90th minute. In what was probably an apt way to end a season where late winners and ground-out victories have been the key for United, Ipswich twice came from behind to scrape a draw in the sunshine at SJP. A low-key game was brought into life by...
Apr 26th
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“The squad will be better in the Premier League for what they have been through...”
– Chris Hughton
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
Apr 24th
The Mag - New One Oot Noooooo
Don’t normally advertise owt, but just loved the picture.
Apr 24th
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A Big 'Feck Off' #3
As a lovely pickup for your Friday afternoon, it’s time for feck off number 3. This week’s absolute twatface, for your visual please, is the one and only Jim White off Sky Sports News. Ever present in NUFC times of trouble, strife and (god forbid) good times, Jim White’s irritating Scottish twang rings out from the screens as a reminder of how much Sky love and hate us in...
Apr 23rd
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Can The Heed stop up?
Tomorrow is crunch time for #theheed as @gatesheadfc look to stay in The Conference. Its quite simple with one game left in the league - if they win and either Forest Green or Eastbourne lose they stay up. If they draw and Eastbourne get beat they stay up. Saturday, 24 April 2010 Eastbourne Boro v Oxford Utd, 15:00 Gateshead v AFC Wimbledon, 15:00 Grays Athletic v Forest Green, 15:00 Come on...
Apr 23rd
Land of the Giants...
Apr 23rd
Farewell Adidas - thanks for the memorys and fine... →
Apr 23rd
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What makes a good fan?
I’ve pondered on this question for a while now and I think trying to answer this question comes from a few comments i’ve heard from people over the past few years, an example – whilst returning from the Doncaster pre-season defeat under Keegan, a raft of people got on the train at York after a day at the races, somewhat inebriated a middle aged Northern chap asks “what the score?” and then states...
Apr 23rd
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New kit rumours...
New shirts all have gold Puma logo. Change shirt is royal blue, third is White. We’ll see how true this ends up being… Thanks to our anonymous source in Amsterdam for this, you know who you are!
Apr 22nd
Henry in snorting shocker
Apr 21st
ShiteSeats "We're Champions!" Survey →
If any of you lovely, lovely human beings haven’t completed our survey yet - please do! Hit the link and let us know what you think of NUFC, the board, the players and of course, Shite Seats! We’ll publish the results in pie charts and all sorts of other Excel related shite. It’ll be…MINT
Apr 21st
Apr 21st
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ShiteSeats Stats - April 21st 2010
21,507 site visits 63,755 page visits 81 different countries 876 different cities 2260 posts Compared with April 6th 2010 19,463 site visits 59,556 page visits 77 different countries 816 different cities 2217 posts
Apr 21st
Apr 20th
The season in pics... →
Thanks to Sky Sports
Apr 20th
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What Howay To Prove Em Wrong! →
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
Apr 20th
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An open letter, from ShiteSeats
To all those bastards who wrote us off. To all those bastards who said we’d be going into administration. To that bastard Phil Brown, singing on the pitch. To Michael Owen, Damien Duff, Oba Martins and the bastards who ashamed us. To all the bastards in the press who wrote “Ghost Toon”  To all the bastards who said the fans would desert in their thousands To each and every...
Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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PAFC 0-2 NUFC (Carroll, Routledge)
…and it’s 2-0! Wayne Routledge (what a lovely goal!) 1-0 to the boys - Andy Carroll! PAFC: David Stockdale, Karl Duguid, Carl Fletcher, Damien Johnson, Jamie Mackie, Bradley Wright-Phillips, Reda Johnson, Richard Eckersley, Alan Judge, Bondz N’Gala, Onismor Bhasera Subs: Romain Larieu, Chris Clark, Kari Arnason, Rory Fallon, Chris Barker, Joe Mason, Yala Bolasie ...
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Ranger to miss last 3 games of the Season →
Apr 18th
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Push for the Play Offs
So the push for promotion piece for ourselves was done and dusted long ago, now as we push for the title which seems a fore gone conclusion, the focus now turns in The Championship to the playoffs. The following teams are now in the mix to contest the most lucrative prize in club football a place in The Premier League. Forest and Cardiff have booked their places but the two remaining places will...
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
Midfielder swoop rumours played down →
Newcastle boss Chris Hughton has played down suggestions he is keen on Tottenham midfielder Jamie O’Hara.
Apr 14th
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Reading 1 - NUFC 2 →
United all but seal the Championship title with a spirited win against Reading tonight, now level on games with #WBA we now sit 9pts clear and a +13pt goal difference over our nearest rivals at the top of the table. 2 goals from Kevin Nolan and a Simpson OG sealed a 2-1 victory. Click on the link for the full BBC review.
Apr 13th
Hughton coy on defender return →
Newcastle boss Chris Hughton has to decide whether or not to recall Jose Enrique for tonight’s trip to Reading.
Apr 13th
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In Defence of the North East! →
@CaulkinTheTimes does it again - fabulous - thank you George, may your arse be parked on a velvet cushion!
Apr 13th
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Why is the modern offside law a work of genius?
A great article on the offside rule from The Guardian here Some great comments to the blog also.
Apr 13th
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“Seen Mackems’ new sponsor is Tombola bingo. Ironic that, cos there’s...”
– Mackems’ announce their new sponsor!
Apr 13th
Reading F.C. - A history
Click on Image for Wiki History
Apr 13th
NUFC to smash Championship attendance record
NUFC confirmed Ipswich is a sell out 11 days before the final game of a memorable season. Chris Hughton told nufc.co.uk: “That is fantastic, their support this season has been incredible and I’ve gone on record many times saying they are the best in the country. Home or away, they have backed us until the last and the players and staff could not be more appreciative. Ipswich...
Apr 13th
Striker linked with switch →
Newcastle are being linked with Croatian striker Ivan Klasnic as Chris Hughton begins planning for life in the Premier League.
Apr 12th
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A Big 'Feck Off'...#2
Today’s big ShiteSeats ‘Feck Off’ goes to that glimmering turd amongst referees, Uriah Rennie… Rennie (pictured above in a familiar pose) is the enemy of NUFC, and takes great delight in causing all manner of hurt, harm and upset to fans and players alike. Rumour has it that Uriah Rennie was once quoted claiming his disdain for Alan Shearer, and happily gave the Great...
Apr 11th