February 2010
WFC 0-2 NUFC
49 mins: Danny Guthrie’s corner is headed home by Andy Carroll!
3 mins: Coloccini heads home to give us the lead
NUFC: Steve Harper, Danny Simpson, Fabricio Coloccini, Mike Williamson, Patrick van Aanholt, Danny Guthrie, Alan Smith (c), Kevin Nolan, Jonas Gutierrez, Leon Best, Andy Carroll Subs: Tim Krul, Tamas Kadar, Fitz Hall, Ryan Taylor, Nile Ranger, Fabrice Pancrate, Ryan...
ShiteSeats on Tour: Edinburgh - Hibs v St....
…and quids in (Antony Stokes first scorer)
“FormerNewcastle United and Sunderland player Michael Chopra spent four hours in...”
– Chopra gets tanked up in toon
Bairns into the Youth Cup Semi...
The U18 side made it into the Youth Cup Semi Final tonight with a 4-2 victory over Crystal Palace.
Read the report here
“I just got myself one of those anti-bullying wristbands, I jarked it off a fat...”
– @Daz2728 shows his true colours again
Clever Mackems
35,000 Mackems meet in the Stadium of Light for a “Mackems Are Not Stupid” convention.
Niall Quinn addresses the crowd “We are all here today to prove to the world that Mackems are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please”… To loud applause Eric Gates gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Quinn asks him “What is 15 plus...
Young uns SJP QF date set
Newcastle’s U18s play C Palace at SJP in the FA Youth Cup Quarter Final this Thursday, 25th February at 7pm.
Next few games....
Sunday 21st Feb Bristol City v WBA (2pm) Saturday 27th Feb Watford v Newcastle Leicester v Forest WBA v Derby Saturday 6th Mar Newcastle v Barnsley Forest v Swansea QPR v WBA Tuesday 9th Mar WBA v Sheff Wed Saturday 13th Mar Boro v Newcastle WBA v Blackpool Preston v Forest
Push for Promotion - Update
So what can you say past 3 games - if you were asked to take 7pts you would have snapped anyones hands off, I certainly would and with a big increase in Goal Difference we are looking very healthy on 66pts currently 5pts clear of Forest (who have played +1 games) and 6pts ahead of WBA (who have played -1 games).
Looking at our run-in from here 14 games to play, 6 at home and 8 away….the...
NUFC 3 - Preston NE 0 - The Carnival returns to...
Another 3 points at home and SJP is truely a Fortress this year, a very passionate crowd saw the lads easily beat a half decent Preston side who never really got going.
Darren Ferguson, sacked by Peterborough this season in the wake of a defeat at Newcastle, will survive this second setback at St James’ Park with his job intact.
Goals from Peter Lovenkrands, Kevin Nolan and Ryan Taylor fuelled...
NUFC 4 - Coventry 1
NUFCs promotion push rolled on with the comfortable defeat of Coventry at SJP last night. Despite Coventry having an effort cleared off the line and scoring first in a lively first half, United hit back with goals from Routledge, Carroll, Lovenkrands (p) and Ryan Taylor.
Northern Echo Review Here
Next up Preston NE at SJP on Saturday (3pm)
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Magpies ace linked with switch →
Chelsea are being linked with a £9million swoop for Newcastle defender Steven Taylor when the window opens again.
Push for Promotion - Update
60 points up for United after an undeserved equaliser sees us draw our ninth game (nearly 30% of our games), still looking good obviously as we sit top of the tree.
2 massive games for us this week, with Coventry (Wed) and Preston (Sat) visiting SJP, we should expect nothing but 6 pts from these 2 games…which may leave us sitting pretty with 2 tough games ahead for our promotion rivals
The...
Get in Free for the Leeds Match Tonight (Ressies) →
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious”
– Alan Minter makes himself look like a right turkey, over the question of safety in boxing.
“After the last weekend’s games the total attendance was down from 8,718,390 to...”
– Scudamore discusses the Premier League’s loss (NUFC’s fans)
Double boost for Magpies →
Newcastle hope to welcome back Fabricio Coloccini and Ryan Taylor when they take on Swansea on Saturday afternoon.
If you thought your lass was a hoond.....
An Arab country’s ambassador to Dubai has had his marriage contract annulled after discovering the bride was cross-eyed and had facial hair. The woman had worn an Islamic veil, known as the niqab, on the few occasions the couple had met. The envoy, who has not been identified, told a Sharia court her mother had tricked him by showing him pictures of the bride’s sister, Gulf News...
Nolan eyes Swansea scalp →
Newcastle midfielder Kevin Nolan has urged his side to bounce back from defeat at Derby by seeing off Swansea on Saturday.
Defender set to return →
Newcastle have been boosted by the news defender Fabricio Coloccini looks set to return to action against Swansea on Saturday.
DCFC 3-0 NUFC
Our favourite forum post has described us as a clown car: “…not only do the wheels come flying off but the doors fall away and we all come tumbling out making sad parps and honking noises” 3 zip. Fantastic. Some cunt called Barker. 2 nowt, Kommons penna. We’re fucked. Derby go 1-0 up (Hulse, 40) NUFC: Steve Harper, Danny Simpson, Fitz Hall, Mike Williamson, Patrick van...
Ace set for recall →
Newcastle’s Alan Smith has recovered from a thigh problem and is available to face Derby after missing the victory over Cardiff.
Magpies ace charge →
Newcastle striker Andy Carroll has been charged with assault following an alleged nightclub attack in December.
ShiteSeats Stats - February 8th 2010 (50k+ page...
16,797 site visits 51,872 page visits 73 different countries 699 different cities Compare to January 22nd 2010 15,963 site visits 49,625 page visits 72 different countries 699 different cities
Push for Promotion Update
After an emphatic win on Friday night, most of the journos are now saying NUFC promotion push explodes into life…..we have been top nearly all season what are these clowns talking about….anyway on current for heres the likely finishing position and stats for United with a mammoth 18 games still to play for (max 54 pts) and a busy old February ahead for the Mags
W D L F A GD ...
Magpies 5 - Cardiff 1 →
Triple boost for Magpies →
Shola Ameobi, Danny Simpson and Jonas Gutierrez have all been passed fit for Newcastle’s clash with Cardiff this evening.
Toon boss reveals Best ambitions →
Chris Hughton has claimed that Leon Best is desperate to make his Newcastle debut against Cardiff City on Friday night.
And the winner is...!
Thanks to everyone who entered the competition to win a t-shirt from @cultzeros.
We are pleased to announce that the lucky winner chosen at random of a t-shirt of their choice from the range is:
@PETER_TODD
Thanks again to the guys at http://www.cultzeros.com - and we fully expect a photo when you get your prize Peter!
Congratulations from all of us at Shite Seats.
Hughton stays focused →
Newcastle boss Chris Hughton claims he will focus on his own side’s promotion push rather than watch those around them.
Best yet to come from Leon - Hughton →
Chris Hughton is delighted with the signing of Leon Best and says the striker will fulfill his potential at Newcastle.
Poor Wayne
John Terry lost his Englands captains armband, Capello being superstitous apparently asked Wayne Bridge to look in his bedroom.
So news comes out that Wayne bridges missus has been sleeping with JT, poor lads not even first choice with his missues anymore!
Wayne Bridge sent his missus a replica of his c*ck made from Cadburys chocolate She said that she prefers Terrys!
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Magpies seal Sky Blues swoop →
Newcastle have completed the signing of Coventry City striker Leon Best after he penned a three-and-a-half-year deal.
Toon sign Leon Best
NUFC have confirmed that the Mags have signed Leon Best from Coventry for an undisclosed fee on a 3 year deal, another decent buy to bolster numbers and he goes straight into the squad for the Cardiff match this Friday. Best will wear Number 20.
Details can be found here
Never Trust a Geordie
A Geordie guy is travelling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and by chance is served by a Geordie barmaid. As she takes his order of a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening, they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place and, although she is attracted to him, she says no. He then offers to...
Leicester 0 - NUFC 0
Another draw, another point, another record attendance for the season and another clean sheet, not the greatest of matches and were starting to get the ‘cup final’ feeling everytime we hit the road….A spirited effort under 10 man Leicester (Wellens off after 30mins) frustrated the toon who looked again toothless upfront and again shows our need for an out and out striker.
Report...
Cameroon star in Newcastle exit →
Newcastle have confirmed the departure of Cameroon international Geremi to Turkish club Ankaragucu.
Toon eye Sky Blues striker →
Coventry’s Republic of Ireland striker Leon Best is in talks over a transfer deadline day move to Newcastle.