September 2009
Newcastle welcome duo back →
Argentine winger Jonas Gutierrez and midfielder Danny Guthrie are both back in contention for Newcastle’s home tie against QPR.
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QPR fans optimistic →
NUFC v QPR - - QPR preview the match →
I love him... →
Article by George Caulkin of the Times on Keegan.
Defender move ruled out →
West Brom have ruled out the possibility of Abdoulaye Meite leaving after Newcastle were linked with a move.
“Newcastle had a lot of players making their debuts tonight, some of them...”
– Scott Minto on Sky Sports News not fully grasping the term ‘debut’.
“Giving a penalty to someone else because you feel sorry for him, because he has...”
– Sunderland manager Steve Bruce gets steamed up after regular penalty-taker Darren Bent grants a gentleman’s-excuse-me to Kenwyne Jones in the 5-2 win over Wolves.
Toulouse Fan Dies 12 days after attack in Belgrade
Toulouse fan is killed following an unprovoked attack in Belgrade following the Toulouse v Partizan match on the Sep 17th. Again fan violence in Eastern Europe - will this again go unpunished.
Toulouse posted the following statement on their website.
Le TFC est en deuil à l’annonce du décès tragique de Brice Taton, victime de violences inqualifiables. Brice a lutté des jours pour sa survie...
Magpies target defender →
Newcastle are being linked with a loan move for West Brom defender Abdoulaye Meite after he confirmed clubs are keen on him.
FC Bunyodkor still marching on
FC Bunyodkor racked up there 23rd straight win in the Oliy league to notch up 69 points. With Rivadlo still leading the league with 19 goals.
Also the team arrived in South Korea yesterday for there 2nd leg of the ACL quarter final against the Pohang Steelers, if they hold their 3-1 lead from the first leg a semi final place awaits them.
Good Luck
Ipswich 0 - Magpies 4 →
Newcastle midfield to be drug-tested (AKA Ipswich...
It has emerged that the entire NUFC midfield are to be drug tested after appearing to show the hallmarks of a useful unit, the FA has confirmed today.
Kevin Nolan’s hat-trick and Ryan Taylor’s first decent free kick NOT against Newcastle have alerted the authorities who are confused by the improvement made by players who last season were unsure what a football was and whether they...
Harewood reveals move delight →
Marlon Harewood says he cannot wait to get his career back on track after joining Newcastle on loan.
“It’s definately a case of the shit hitting the fan!”
– Ferguson speaks out on Craig Bellendamys whack on a Man Utd fan after the 4-3 recent derby win
2-1 in their Cup Final... →
Blackpool release an official commemorative DVD of their victory over Newcastle, entitled “Talk of the Toon”.
We’re not a big club though.
Midfielder ruled out →
New signing Marlon Harewood is set to make his Newcastle debut at Ipswich but Joey Barton has been ruled out through injury.
Shite Seats does its bit... →
One third of Shite Seats is famous…
Toon boss faces right-back dilemma →
Newcastle boss Chris Hughton is weighing up his options at right-back as Danny Simpson struggles to overcome an ankle injury.
Striker finalises Newcastle switch →
Newcastle boss Chris Hughton has finally completed the loan signing of Aston Villa striker Marlon Harewood.
United to wear special SBR shirts on Sunday...
Harewood signs on loan
Foregive me while I pass out with excitement
Steve Howey...
on Total Sport tonight about two things in particular…
One that the Keegan case would be settled on Friday. And the other that the club would be sold over the course of the weekend, maybes even announced on Friday too.
Talking shite or knows something more? Fuck knows. I’m beyond caring.
Striker move on hold →
Aston Villa boss Martin O’Neill says he is waiting for Newcastle to wrap up a loan deal for Marlon Harewood.
Sol Campbell quits Notts County
Clearly mental Sol Campbell has quit Notts County after one game - a 2-1 defeat to Morecambe.
Where he is now headed is open to question, though we were interested before he dropped to L2. He is technically now a free agent and can be signed outside the transfer window.
Ashley offers KK £4m pay-off?
…but is rejected.
Is this Ashley admitting guilt, or trying to cut his losses?
Posh 2-0 Mags
So the nippers got a hammering and proved beyond doubt (if we needed it) that the squad simply isn’t string enough. At the end of the day, being out of the cup is for the best.
We would only have drawn Man Utd away anyway and lost to a Michael Owen 96th minute winner…
Target man heading to St James' →
Aston Villa striker Marlon Harewood is closing in on a switch to Newcastle United according to his agent.
Nolan's praise for Toon youngsters →
Newcastle’s Kevin Nolan has tipped the Magpies youngsters to shine if they are called into action against Peterborough tonight.
Peterborough vs Newcastle - 7:45 KO
Basically we are fielding our reserve team, and before anyone says it’s disrespectful to the competition, bollocks.
We barely have a first team squad, and if the last round is anything to go by, were destined to lose more this time.
Anyhow, fingers crossed that our youngins and rezzies can pull something out of the bag against fergies offspring.
Oh and there’s fuck all coverage...
Shite Seats makes its ToePoke debut...
Click here to read our first entry on our sister site (well not really, but sister site makes us sound MINT!) ToePoke.net. It’s a mini-rant about the shitehawks that got us relegated.
Peruse away…
Dec 20th (Sun 1pm) Boro (h) moved for BBC1 →
Fckin twats…..
NUFC Reserves leave it late (1-1 v Lincoln) →
A shameless advert...
ToePoke.net is a football blog ran by friends of ShiteSeats - it’s new to the game (but looks bloody professional, young upstarts making us look feeble etc).
They are a cyncial and lighthearted look at the world of football - similar to us, you see, but they don’t have the misfortune to follow our football club…
You will inevitably see some pieces from us there also.
Talk In Tonight 6pm-8pm →
Striker set for Magpies →
Aston Villa striker Marlon Harewood is set to join Newcastle on a loan deal after returning to full fitness.
“Honestly, I’ve not had them whitened. It’s just Colgate. What you...”
– Steven Taylor explains his X-Factor celebration after the players and staff have been calling him Simon Cowell due to his mega-white teeth
“We would ask Jedis to remove hoods. Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and Luke Skywalker all...”
– A Tesco spokesman shoos the nerds back to their parents’ basement.
Tesco ban Jedi's
‘Tesco has been accused of religious discrimination - after banning a JEDI KNIGHT for wearing a hood.
Members of the Star Wars faith - a religion practised around the world - choose to cover their heads in public. But the leader of the UK’s first Jedi Church was branded a security risk and ejected by three staff after refusing to remove his hoodie at a Tesco in Bangor, North Wales.
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Great North Run - COMPLETE!
I took 2h45m to get round.
Not exactly lightning speed, but good enough to contribute towards the nigh-on £10,000 we raised between us for Everyman/Cancer Research.
Newcastle 3 - 1 Plymouth →
Well then.
A result that makes us look better than we were. Great up to the goal, shite after it, they scored, we woke up again.
Oh and Barton was gash, Geremi’s freekicks/corners were of usual standard (even if he did get one assist) and Carroll was wank (even if he did get a goal) until he had someone helping him.
Just thank fucking god Nicky ‘I wish I was Paul Scholes’...
Newcastle knocked back by Fulham →
Fulham boss Roy Hodgson says he has no intention of allowing striker Diomansy Kamara to join Championship side Newcastle.
Midfielder set to return →
Zurab Khizanishvili could be handed his debut against Plymouth after completing his loan move from Blackburn while Alan Smith returns.
Three days to go until the GNR...
I might look like a complete and utter arse, but it’s in a good cause.
Gaz
Pilgrims now in Hughton's sights →
Newcastle boss Chris Hughton had no complaints with the 2-1 defeat at Blackpool after admitting the Magpies were second best.