February 2009
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Winger committed to Magpies →
Jonas Gutierrez has insisted he is ready to fight for his place and will work as hard as possible to help Newcastle avoid the drop.
Hughton eyes Nolan replacement →
Alan Smith, Ryan Taylor and Geremi are all in contention to replace banned midfielder Kevin Nolan at Bolton on Sunday.
Strike ace's return hopes →
Newcastle striker Xisco hopes to be ready for first-team selection for the home clash with Arsenal on March 21.
“We are hoping to reach two important settlements in the next week…one of...”
– Derek Llambias - what a farce. If Keegan walked, why does he need a settlement payoff? Bunch of lying bastards.
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Hughton on star's return claims →
Newcastle have rejected claims combative midfielder Joey Barton is poised to return from a broken metatarsal next week.
Magpies ready to fly - Martins →
Striker Obafemi Martins is ready to fire Newcastle to safety and has hailed the return to fitness of Mark Viduka and Alan Smith.
Hughton: Harper for England →
Newcastle United’s Steve Harper has been backed by stand-in boss Chris Hughton to become England’s first choice goalkeeper.
Viduka ready for scrap →
Newcastle United striker Mark Viduka is glad to be back in action and believes he has a lot to offer in Newcastle’s relegation scrap.
double-entendres
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’ 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’ 3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’ 4. Harry Carpenter at...
The Men in The Middle (Bolton (a), Man Utd (h))
ALAN Wiley will be the ref for Newcastle United v Bolton Wanderers on Sunday (1pm) - (TV).
Steve Bennett will be the ref for next Wednesday’s visit of Man United (7.45pm).
Striker set for switch →
Chris Hughton has hinted that he will try Alan Smith in Newcastle’s midfield during Kevin Nolan’s three-match suspension.
United promise not to bypass Hughton →
Newcastle will not bring in a new manager while Joe Kinnear recovers from a triple heart bypass operation, says Derek Llambias.
“Season ticket renewal packs will be sent out during April with a closing date...”
– NUFC bring forward season ticket deadline to avoid issues and NOT - I REPEAT NOT in case we get relegated!
View from the (slightly cheaper) shite seats...
NUFC have announced an average of 9% reduction in season ticket prices for the 2009-2010 season, making the view from the shite seats cost £300 now instead of £390…
Toon tempt Inter into offloading striker →
Newcastle have contacted Inter Milan as they chase the signature of Honduran international hitman David Suazo for next season.
Sorry Nolan on thin ice as ban looms →
Kevin Nolan apologised to his team-mates, Everton boss David Moyes and the victim of his horror challenge which led to a red card.
Newcastle United 0-0 Everton →
Newcastle secured a deserved point following a 0-0 draw against Everton despite playing the second half with ten men.
Mags 0-0 Everton (HT)
Shite game, ridiculous tackle from Nolan (sent off), goal disallowed (debatable), Shola is wank and a bad second half ahead. Great.
Football is back!
Thank fuck - three weeks since our last home game.
Jonas and Martins should return to the side today, the latter expected to start from the subs bench. Smith and the Duke are back in the squad also.
Jo is back for Everton after after being cup-tied and Louis Saha is in line to get his inevitable goal, although he may start on the bench.
Tim Cahill and Tony Hibbert are banned and the Toffees are...
Football is fun at Newcastle - Lovenkrands →
Newcastle winger Peter Lovenkrands has revealed his move to St James’ Park has put the ‘fun’ back into his football.
Tigers in Owen's sights →
Newcastle striker Michael Owen is targeting the Hull trip on March 14 for his comeback from ankle ligament damage suffered last month.
Hughton handed fitness boost →
Newcastle have Jonas Gutierrez, Obafemi Martins, Mark Viduka and Alan Smith available for the trip to Everton on Sunday.
Bruce staying put →
Wigan Athletic boss Steve Bruce has dismissed speculation linking him with Newcastle and branded the rumours ‘disrespectful.’
Hughton: Viduka has 'big role' →
Newcastle United striker Mark Viduka has been told to up his game by acting boss Chris Hughton.
Hughton confident of Toon survival →
Chris Hughton believes he has the experience needed to keep Newcastle up but admits it will be the biggest challenge of his career.
Magpies test 'biggest' of all - Hughton →
Chris Hughton has admitted that keeping Newcastle in the Premier League this season is set to be his ‘biggest challenge’ in football.
Beye on a comeback mission →
Defender Habib Beye has confirmed that he wants to return to the Newcastle first-team before the end of the current season.
Hughton handed striker boost →
Alan Smith has given caretaker boss Chris Hughton a boost by playing the full 90 minutes in Newcastle reserves’ win over Blackburn.
Star future uncertain →
Mark Viduka has dropped a big hint he could leave Newcastle at the end of the season when his contract expires.
How do Geordies brave the cawld - Scientists to... →
Coming from Wigan! →
Keeper's Spurs revelation →
Loyal Newcastle keeper Steve Harper has admitted Spurs wanted to sign him for £500k in January but his first priority was to stay on.
Hughton reveals attacking boost →
Stand-in boss Chris Hughton’s backed Oba Martins, Alan Smith and Mark Viduka to play a key part in the run-in to the end of the season.
Newcastle can capture former glories - Nolan →
Newcastle new arrival Kevin Nolan says he wouldn’t have joined the club if he didn’t believe that the Toon could avoid relegation.
Another Toon Hero Bites the dust - RIP Reg
Reg Davies was a slip of a lad nursing two golden gifts as he grew up in wartime South Wales. He was such a talented soprano that his parents envisaged a professional future for him onthe world’s most gilded stages, and indeed he toured the length and breadth of the country with a hugely popular choir.
But all the while the pallid, slender, almost frail-looking teenager was marching to...
Lies, damned lies and Llambias...
You can read the entire propaganda interview with Derek “Monobrow” Llambias online at the Chronicle by clicking the links below:
Part One Part Two Part Three
(Pic courtesy of The Journal)
Our Relegation Rivals - State of Play...Part Two
Following on from part one earlier in the week, shiteseats takes a look at our relegation rivals and decides whether they’re safe, in bother, or goners…
16. Portsmouth: Pompey have been awful recently, and that crap form has led to Tony Adams’ dismissal. Brian Kidd and Paul Hart aren’t exactly a pairing to excite the fans and with nee dosh spent in the transfer window and...
Kinnear will be involved - Hughton →
Stand-in boss Chris Hughton thinks Joe Kinnear will have input into team affairs just days after his heart bypass surgery on Friday.
Hitman's move stance revealed →
Spurs striker Darren Bent has offered Newcastle encouragement after declaring he will move on if he does not get first-team football.
Kinnear confirms heart operation →
Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear will undergo triple heart bypass surgery on Friday and is certain to miss the next two months.
Hughton hails CC boost →
Stand-in boss Chris Hughton claims first-team coach Colin Calderwood will play a big role in steadying Newcastle’s ship.