October 2009
“The general opinion of the Boro fans is that Gordon Strachan is a brilliant...”
– J T (Middlesbrough fan) - sums up the mood in smogland - great start by Gord getting beat of the Green Army at home ;)
Trio to face Blades →
Newcastle trio Fabricio Coloccini, Steven Taylor and Danny Simpson should be fit to face Sheffield United on Monday.
Campbell wants Toon move →
Sol Campbell wants to come - gotta be worth a deal until the end of the season, even if he is batshit nuts?
BigShoeIn - tonight 30th October →
“Choice between being in Premier League in the B&Q Stadium or staying in the...”
– The #NUFC Fucktard Brigade strike again
Get it signed... →
NUST’s petition to stop the renaming of SJP.
Ashley cannot buy and sell our history.
Ashley faces backlash over ground plans →
Former chairman Freddy Shepherd thinks Mike Ashley is making a mistake by deciding to sell the naming rights to St. James’ Park.
Hughton to splash cash →
Chris Hughton will get some of the £20m cash injection to spend on new players after being confirmed as Newcastle boss.
Gateshead FC - A club with vision
A new ground announced
Are you looking at this, Ashley?
A club with forward thinking…
Let us make this abundantly clear
Anyone who purchases naming rights of SJP will be boycotted in the largest ever numbers.
You will never be able to change the name of SJP.
Mike Ashley, you are a fat fucking disgrace of a human being.
“The Club aims to maximise its commercial revenues; this includes…welcoming...”
– MIKE ASHLEY GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CLUB - YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT TO THE PLAYING STAFF BUT YOU DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH ST JAMES PARK, YOU FAT FUCKING PRICK
Chris Hughton confirmed as boss...and club off the... →
What a happy, happy day
FC Bunyodkor Champions!
Uzbekistan champions Cup 2009 has been won by FC Bunyodkor with 3 still to play
Bunyodkor – Lokomotiv 2:1 (0:1) Goals: Agzamov 7 (0:1), Soliev 62 (1:1), Rivaldo 88, PK (2:1) Yellow card: Mandzukas 89 Bunyodkor: Nesterov, Karimov, Gafurov, Haydarov, Ramos, Kapadze (Villanueva 46), Hasanov (Salomov 88), Soliev, Melziddinov (Rivaldo 46), Victor, Jeparov Lokomotiv: Filimonov, Pochuev, Bakanov, Tokov,...
Zurab's ban stands →
Newcastle United have failed in their appeal to have Zurab Khizanishvili’s red card against Doncaster Rovers rescinded.
Celtic beat NUFC in friendly →
BigShoeIns an update
All
we have started to post our selections (link to the right) on the football and this weekend in our second post our selections came in……and a 4-teamer in the lower leagues paid up. Heres a run down based on the pts system…
Results so far
Bets - 3
Teams selected -10
Teams correct -8
Pts staked - 8
Profit/Loss - +19.6pts
Find selections here
Hughton facing injury woe →
Newcastle are facing a crisis in defence ahead of Sheffield United after Fabricio Coloccini was back on the treatment table.
DON'T FORGET TO BACK THE BID!
Shearer eyes Magpies return →
Alan Shearer is ready to listen to offers to return to management although the job he would like the most is in charge of Newcastle.
NUFC 2-1 Doncaster
Another dreadful performance but a positive result this time as Kevin Nolan’s 90th minute winner put us back at the top of the Championship.
The usual suspects were terrible (Butt, Jonas and especially Harewood) and some average performances across the park had us on the brink of a fifth game without a win until Nolan smashed a strike off the post with seconds remaining.
Andy Carroll had...
It's settled...
Barnsley away! Swiftys super duper saver hyper speed radgie bus is on the cards.
Houghton to be confirmed as interim Manager...
Rumours abound that our illustrious caretaker coach is to be confirmed as Manager for the remainder of the season before the match today.
Not that it makes sod all difference like.
And to sum up how I feel…
Ashley Set To Talk To Moat...
Don’t get excited people…he’s only going to be sat next to him at the match today discussing pies and how fast he can neck a pint.
Wanker.
Hughton boosted by star's return →
Newcastle will welcome back Fabricio Coloccini against Doncaster but the game has come too soon for Steven Taylor.
NUFC Twitter Talk.....
Here are some recent Tweets from Twitter regarding to #NUFC
@m1cvv: First question from a guy in a Toon top!!!! #bbcqt #nufc
@rammlet: @therealrobbo he said that the BNP policy on foreigners was fair cos every Frenchman who has played for NUFC has been a c*nt
@welovehollyoaks: Geordie man on question time asks question in nufc shirt. Sigh.
@ Hayrr: Fatboy’s idiocy leaves Toon in...
“What is fact is they want me to be the manager and I want to be the manager”
– Oh dear. Hughton expected to be confirmed before the game tomorrow.
Hot shot linked with switch →
Newcastle are keeping tabs on Norwegian striker Joakim Rudolfsen with a view to a January swoop.
“I just wanted some toast but someone went & melted shoit on it.”
– Dickie tells us how he found out Shoit was Hungarian for cheese…..
“Got a Hungarian lad working here. You know what Cheese Sandwich is in Hungarian....”
– Thanks to Dickie for his childish and slightly amusing language lesson.
Big Shoe-In: Weds October 21st →
See the picks for tonight’s footy by hitting the link.
Hughton confident of landing job →
Chris Hughton is confident he will still be named Newcastle manager on a permanent basis despite the defeat against Scunthorpe.
Magpies pick at rotten corpse
An article here has shown that Magpies hold funerals and services for fallen friends.
How apt.
A real look at last night......
Ed Harrison who writes the NUFC Blog has an interesting article here regarding the defeat last night at Glanford Park.
Just some of the comments to the article that caught my eye and why I sometimes hate and love being a Newcastle Fan…..
Toonmania “from what i saw at the game last night there seems to be a complete lack of motivation in the team, sorry but i really do not think CH...
Record Crowds of 8,921...NUFC starting to...
IT’S UNBELIEVABLE - WOOLFORD
Posted on: Wed 21 Oct 2009 (Scunthorpes Official Site)
The Iron’s man for the big occasion Martyn Woolford said that his two-goal haul in the win over Newcastle United was one of the best moments of his career so far. However, even though the ex-York man was thrilled to be the match-winner for Scunthorpe in front of a record Glanford Park crowd of 8,921,...
“The game plan was to come here and do well”
– Ladies and gentlemen, the wisdom of our future manager. He truly has stumbled upon a new theory - going away and trying to do well. Why haven’t managers been doing this all these years! Genius!
To put last night into context...
Scunthorpe’s team consisted of:
Joe Murphy (ex Walsall and Tranmere) Cliff Byrne (trainee) David Mirfin (ex Huddersfield) Rob Jones (ex Spennymoor and Gateshead) Marcus Williams (trainee) Martyn Woolford (ex York and Frickley) Sam Togwell (ex Barnsley, Port Vale and Oxford) Josh Wright (ex Darlington and Brentford) Grant McCann (ex Cheltenham and Barnsley) Paul Hayes (ex Barnsley and...
The difference between our chairmen...
Boro, after winning last night, sack their manager as he no longer had the fans’ support. Gibson says the club needs refreshed.
NUFC after losing 2 and drawing 2, prepare to appoint the manager who presided over them, despite his lack of fans’ support. Ashley reckons Hughton should have a pop at the title.
This is why we hate you, Ashley.
Just how far can we fall?
With this bunch of inept cunts in charge, and the bunch of inept cunts on the pitch, is League One really that far away?
ShiteSeats is in a constant state of despair.
Bastards.
Hughton for England
Old Trafford. Anfield. CoM Stadium. Stadium of Light. Stamford Bridge.
A small list of grounds we won’t be playing at next season.
Scunny 2-1 NUFC
Some journayman useless twat who noone will have heard of has given Scunny the lead.
Nolan equalises.
2-1 to them, some other fucker.
SUFC: Murphy; Byrne, Mirfin, Jones, Williams; Woolford, Togwell, J. Wright, McCann; Hayes, Hooper. Subs: Slocombe, A. Wright, Sparrow, Thompson, Forte, Spence, Canavan. NUFC: Harper; R.Taylor, Simpson, Khizanishvili, Enrique; Geremi, Guthrie, Nolan, Smith,...
Another night drinking Fizzy Pop
So another midweek game awaits Newcastle United at newly promoted Scunthorpe.
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This match really does put the league into perspective, no disrespect to Scunny fans but also on this evening is the champions leaguie which Newcastle were part of not that long ago.
Well done to our travelling magic fans who will yet again be in good voice I’m sure and lets hope we can get 3pts to kickstart...
Duo blow for Magpies →
Newcastle will be without the injured Steven Taylor and Fabricio Coloccini again for tonight’s clash against Scunthorpe.
Strike ace targeted →
Blackburn, Tottenham and Newcastle are all said to be keen on Benfica striker Oscar Cardozo, according to reports in Portugal.