Posted on 1.29.12 @ 19:08...

BHAFC 1-0 NUFC

On a cold January’s night in Brighton, United yet again tumbled out of the FA Cup to lower league opposition in a meek and feeble manner.

Just as we did at Stevenage last year, we surrendered our last chance of silverware for another season, this time to the irritating scrote Gus Poyet and his ragbag team of limited but passionate players.

United lined up with only one change from Fulham, with James Perch replacing the injured Colo, but it wasn’t at the back where United looked weak - with our midfield and ‘forwards’ particular poor on a shocker of a night for the Mags.

With Shola up top, Leon nominally out left, and Ben Arfa on the right, and with the position of Jonas open to debate, United kept possession well but posed almost no threat to the Brighton goal, save for a couple of Leon Best efforts, one of which was an excellent touch and shot just wide, the other a poor header over.

With Danny Simpson and Ben Arfa showing very little down the right, it was left to Leon and Cabaye/Guthrie to pose an attacking threat, but they failed to do so as United once again crashed out of the cup in the early rounds as the likes of Stevenage progressed.

The only goal of the game came when WIll Buckley cut inside and saw his shot take a critical deflection off Mike Williamson and into the United net. The travelling Mags tried to rouse their heroes, but they never looked like equalising, and were lucky to keep 11 men on the field, with Cabaye seemingly kicking out at the bald, chip-on-the-shoulder centre half Adam El-Abd.

And so another trophy less season for United, and with some warranted (and a lot of unwarranted) criticism sent the way of the players, Pardew and co will need to make amends on Wednesday night at Blackburn, where we may have the services of our Senegalese Dembii, fresh (or not) from their elimination from the African Cup of Nations.


Posted on 1.25.12 @ 21:16...

Geordie Old Spice Parody.

Thanks Sabotage Times for the link.

Robbo.


Posted on 1.25.12 @ 10:48...

Match Preview & Predictions - Brighton (A) - FA Cup - 28/01/2012 - Live on ESPN - 17:15

After last weekend’s second half capitulation to Fulham we face a stern test down the south coast against a decent Brighton team.

With the team currently on a ‘refresh’ break in Tenerife, Newcastle will be looking to bounce back from Saturday’s terrible second half display.

Gus Poyet (still despise this prick for those goals in that semi-final) is in the dugout for them and former Newcastle player Lua Lua is set to come back from injury. 

Our Thoughts:

@therealrobbo – Well…talk about a game of 2 halves! What happened at Fulham should be brushed aside for this potential banana skin.

Brighton just lucky to get past a spirited Wrexham side will be looking to knock United out of the cup live on TV (déjà vu anyone). Most ties of this nature are unpredictable and I can see both teams scoring and United perhaps coming away with at least a draw.

Prediction -   United to shade this 2-1 or 1-1 and a 40 yard screamer from Brighton which will be showed ad-infinitum every cup weekend football focus from now until the end of time.

@rammlet - We really should be taking the FA Cup as seriously as possible, there’s no point in playing a weakened side when all we want to do is win some silverware finally.

Having said that, I would like to see the likes of Vuckic and Abeid get a run-out, but ideally not too many changes.

If we play a reasonably strong side we can get a victory though for some reason I see us struggling. If we could get them back to SJP I’d be reasonably happy (apart from the extra game).

Prediction -  I’ll say score draw and United through in a replay.

@mattypnufc – The FA cup is an important competition in these parts.  Perhaps devalued due to the big clubs not giving too much of a fuck over the years sadly, it remains our best possible way of achieving silverware and European qualification.  We have to go all out for it.

We should be putting out a full strength team, however with three games in quick succession, changes will probably be made and probably the same as Gaz has said, put Vuckic & Mehdi in. 

It will be a tough game as Brighton aren’t an easy team especially at their place.

Prediction -  A 2-0 to us or an exciting 2-2 with the replay back at St James’.

Shola is still a happy lad even after last weekends game.  A pint of exhibition please pet.


Posted on 1.24.12 @ 14:57...

Can you Name Them…

Do you think you could name the 10 ENGLAND players that have played for Newcastle United (on the books) when they have played in a major tournament (in the sqaud!), i.e. The World Cup or European Championships. You have 8 minutes on the clock…

Link to the game here


Posted on 1.24.12 @ 13:03...

Brighton (a)…

Brighton (a)…


Posted on 1.24.12 @ 11:37...

Are Newcastle One Season Wonders?

Story courtesy of The Telegraphs Luke Edwards.

I will be honest, if you had told me in August Newcastle United would be sixth in the table in the middle of January, above Liverpool and level on points with Arsenal, I would have smiled politely, shook my head and walked off safe in the knowledge you had absolutely no idea what you were talking about.

There will be some who claim they always believed Alan Pardew had things under control, that Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias knew what they were doing when they refused to spend all the Andy Carroll money on new players in the summer.

There will even be those who stubbornly insist they had no fears following the summer departures of Joey Barton, Jose Enrique and Kevin Nolan. If you are one of those people you are lying.

This has been a truly remarkable season for Newcastle fans because there has been genuine surprise at how well their team continues to do.

Even when things go horribly wrong, as they did in the second half against Fulham, results went Newcastle’s way as both Arsenal and Liverpool also lost.

Indeed, just as Newcastle appeared to be sliding into a bleak mid- as a run of just one win in eight saw them fall back towards the mid-table pack, the campaign has reignited in the New Year.

Starting 2012 with a 3-0 thrashing of Manchester United, Newcastle have moved into the Fourth Round of the FA Cup with a late win over Blackburn Rovers and could even afford to play badly against Mark Hughes’ QPR and still win.

The Fulham result was a timely reminder of their limitations, just in case anyone thought they were good enough to qualify for the Champions League, but there is more cause for optimism on Tyneside than anyone anticipated when Pardew was appointed in December 2010.

Even with the excellent signing of Papiss Demba Cisse from Freiburg this month, Newcastle’s squad is not good enough or big enough to compete at that level. Not yet, anyway.

The biggest worry this month remains the prospect of Ashley deciding to sell one of the blue chip brigade, or that skipper Fabricio Coloccini really is playing an elaborate game of bluff in his new contract talks and intends to leave in the summer.

I don’t think Colo will do that, but maybe that is just naïve or wishful thinking. I do believe Newcastle will sell anyone at the right price, I just hope it is one of their best players in the summer rather than one now and one at the end of the season too.

The hard reality is Newcastle cannot fight off interest from the top four, not just in terms of wages and fees, but also player ambition. You can’t really blame say, Cheick Tiote or Demba Ba, deciding they want to play for Manchester City, United or even Chelsea if the opportunity is there.

They’ll earn more for a start, but they will also have a consistent opportunity to win trophies, as well as play in European football’s premier competition.

Newcastle, a bit like Tottenham a few years ago and Liverpool, are trying to close the gap on the best of the best, while Arsenal are frantically trying to stay in the elite four.

If Newcastle sell one player, the aim must be to reinvest the money in three or four new ones to improve the overall quality of the squad.

Their scouting system is good and with the exception of Gabriel Obertan all of the new arrivals have added something positive to the team this season.

Eventually, like Spurs did with Luka Modric, they will be in a position to resist bids. Don’t forget, though, it isn’t so long ago that Tottenham were selling Dimitar Berbatov to Manchester United and I still wouldn’t expect Modric to hang around for another year without Champions League football.

For the first time in years, Pardew has put Newcastle in a position where they can realistically aim to do what Spurs have done. It isn’t a top six anymore, Newcastle have made it a top seven.

Which brings me on to Kenny Dalglish and Liverpool. I’d pay more than a penny for owner John W Henry’s thoughts. He has allowed Dalglish to spend more than £100m in the transfer market at a club that started from a position of far greater strength when the Scot took over from Roy Hodgson.

Yet, despite beating Newcastle relatively comfortably at Anfield last month, the Geordies are not only making mocking remarks about re-signing Carroll for £10m, they are sitting above them in the table on a far smaller transfer and wage budget.

Having said that, Liverpool are on the verge of the Carling Cup final and yet another piece of silverware. They remain ahead of Newcastle, a bigger club with bigger pulling power, but only just and maybe, just maybe the FA Cup will have black and white ribbons on in May.

Right, enough, I’ve clearly got far too carried away so I’m going to have a sneaky bet this afternoon on Sunderland and Newcastle meeting at Wembley and a lie down.

LUKE EDWARDS writes for the Telegraph


Posted on 1.23.12 @ 21:13...

FFC 5-2 NUFC: Your #5WordReviews

After Saturday’s capitulation at the Cottage, here are your #5WordReviews:

@johnnylilley Winning till Gaz turned up (Yep - sorry!)
@Ludachris14: A game of two halves
@JamJarWilkie: It’s time for fooking beer
@blufescu74: Dempsey demolishes dire defending demonstration!
@CHNOSotP: Three points forfeited. Moving on.
@WeAreTheMags: There’s only one Eff-in Fulham
@NufcKev: What the FUCK happened, lads?!
@DaveBrennan: High defensive line fuck up
@McQue88: Did that really just happen?
@Cooperi4: Where the fuck’s our defence?
@DaveByrne1980: What happened at half time?

…and one which wasn’t even a 5WordReview but sod it, I’m putting it on anyway:

@AndyMarkSimpson: It’s National Pie Day today! 


Posted on 1.23.12 @ 11:07...

Newcastle United 2011-2012

Newcastle United 2011-2012


Posted on 1.23.12 @ 11:06...

Ben Hur or Ben Arfa?

Ben Hur or Ben Arfa?


Posted on 1.22.12 @ 17:43...

Cheer yourselves up that, no matter how bad life could ever get as a Mag, it would never force you to do anything like this…

Added points for the shite spelling also.


Posted on 1.22.12 @ 17:39...

FFC 5-2 NUFC

The Jekyll and Hyde United rocked up at Craven Cottage yesterday as we dominated a very average Fulham side in the first half then capitulated to an invigorated Fulham in the second.

Leading 1-0 at half time through a Danny Guthrie goal, Pardew’s Mags managed to throw it all away in a spectacular fashion, conceding five goals in a half with only one Hatem Ben Arfa strike to comfort the blows.

United started with Ben Arfa replacing Ryan Taylor on the right on the midfield, and dominated a first half where the fluidity of passing and movement was only let down by poor finishing - Coloccini and Shola guilty of missing the worst of the opportunities before a spectacular strike from Guthrie sent United in deservedly ahead.

Whatever was said during the half-time break backfired in a monumental fashion, as the horrible little-footed shite Damien Duff won a pathetically weak penalty after a ‘push’ from Davide Santon. Murphy despatched the penalty, and from that moment on disaster followed for the forlorn Mags.

Dempsey added a fortunate second as Tim Krul’s save from Zamora’s shot hit him in the chest and over the line, and it was three minutes later, when Dempsey shot across Krul.

The fourth goal in 17 shambolic minutes came when another harsh decision, this time against Tim Krul, resulted in a second penalty, which was despatched down the middle by Bobby Zamora.

Hope was temporarily restored with another excellent strike from Hatem Ben Arfa, but Dempsey claimed his hat-trick when a simple ball over the top left Williamson and Colo looking like they were running in treacle, and the American slotted past Krul.

It was a bizarre game and a shocker of a result, but United are a stronger and more resolute side than they have been for many years - and all around the club will be expecting a response at the Amex Stadium in Brighton on Saturday in the FA Cup Fourth Round.


Posted on 1.20.12 @ 13:26...

The Coloccini Song…from the Deer Hunter


Posted on 1.19.12 @ 12:04...

Could Ba be top Premier League scorer? →

Click the link, but here is Goal.com ‘s thoughts on the chase for the golden boot.


Posted on 1.19.12 @ 11:51...

Match Preview & Predictions - Fulham (A) - Premier League - 21/01/2012 - 15:00

Saturday’s game against Fulham comes on the back of three United back to back home wins in January (League & FA Cup respectively).

In a traditional 3pm kick off, we face a Fulham team who are having a mixed season in terms of results, however look to be a steady side at home.  Only 3 teams have maximum points at Craven Cottage so far this term.

Along with Ba, Tiote and new signing Papiss Demba Rodney (Dave) Cisse is also away at the ACON.  Fulham are thought to be without Demblele and Schwarzer.

Our Thoughts:

@therealrobbo Newcastle are coming into this game on the run of 3 wins and are the team on form, however without sparks of magic in previous games we have struggled to break teams down, now back on the road this could be a very low scoring affair and Fulham are favourites at evens, with NUFC out to 14/5 with some firms.

This I think will be a tight affair and I would be more than happy with a point, but no real reason why we couldn’t take 3 if the team find their shooting boots as Fulham look weak in front of goal and have no clean sheet in their last five league games.

Prediction - Therefore would go for Besty first and last goal and perhaps a 0-0 or a 0-1 NUFC win.

@rammlet - This is going to be tight and we don’t have a great record at Fulham down the years. At lot may well depend on Cabaye’s fitness and whether Pardew has the bottle to start with Ben Arfa.

The likes of Guthrie, Shola, Best etc have a lot to prove with their respective replacements off at the ACON so I think it’ll be an interesting match.

Prediction - I can’t see us winning but I don’t think they’ll turn us over either, so I’m going to go for a score draw.

@mattypnufc – Personally speaking I think this game may be asking too much for our stand-in strikers to do a job.  Saying that with the arrival of a new body it may just push Shola into activating his ‘can be arsed’ chip. 

Fulham are one of those teams that can be brilliant (Arsenal at Home) or shite (Blackburn Away), depending on their mood.  Ruiz looks a tidy player and could see him nicking a goal.  If Andy ‘bloody’ Johnson plays then he’ll no doubt get a goal too.  Stop Danny Murphy (I know…he’s not that good, he’s old etc but always plays a blinder against us) and we’ll win.

Prediction - . It all hinges on the midfield battle for me.  If Cabaye and Guthrie start then we’ll win 2-1. If not, I’ll go for an optimistic score draw like Gary.  

Shola is still at broon ale buoyant level of glee at the moment!


Posted on 1.19.12 @ 10:16...

A great remix of Lionel Richteas (aka Leon Best) Hello.



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